I never hit the water without my fishing blanket
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Son, your hair smells great. Is that Tresemme?
With enough wine coolers, I can be a frisky newsmaker too
It’s ok if you de-bait. While you’re at it, de-barb too
Yeah, it’s a salmon. Big deal, wanna fight about it?
This will feed my commune for many days. Break out the good acid, Sister Moonbeam, because tonight we celebrate!
Unibomber, the early years…
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Now there’s a couple girls who look like they’re ready to handle some rods.
Aye, the big ones lay in the swirly foam.
